She rubbed her eye lids on the morning of her birthday to find a bicycle in her room ( Read more... )

25 cents is worth a quarter of a dollar.

Thats fo real.

Green lights do not sign the dotted line unless they are certain the deal is a good one.
Take a moment and learn from green lights.
Take a moment and decode my message.
You will see how smart i really am.

Thats fo real.

I'm almost there, keep going.
Eyes open.
Fade out.
Fade in.
Fade out. Fade in...
Got a machine head, its better than the rest. Green to red, machine head.

Thats fo real. And thats fo Bush.

Once in a great while, something happens that restores your faith in whatever it is you lost your faith in. For me, it was ordering an chocolate shake and then watching as my ex boss drank it not knowing it was full of poison.

That's fo real!

(Note: This only happened once in my dream.)

Masonna thinks him screaming is considered music, but if that's the case
what happens when he gets a sore throat?
Your move Japan...

Thats fo real

One on One, Man versus Man in the ultimate test of will and sacrifice.
There will be fists of fury, kicks of rounhouse and headbutts that will cut open foreheads wide enough to almost see the skull.
I'm done.

Thats fo real.

Click click click click click click

thats all i hear when i type.
ANd no, I'm not going to make a voices in my head joke.

Thats fo real.

The pirate gazed through his looking glass and saw a deserted Island.
He told the ship's captain and they landed. But it wasa trap, the island shrank and so did they.
However, everything was proportional so they never knew.

I'd like to thank one Mr. Steven Wright for writing the basis of that joke.

Thats fo real.

There is a sticker on the side of my guitar case.
In essence, it says I'm artsy and particular,
but have general disregard for the rules of proper sticker sticking behaviour*.

*I prefered the olde** English spelling here.

**I chose the even older spelling here.

Thats fo real