People should not eat popcorn. It smells bad and its taste just doesn't make up for it, unless it's at the theatre in which case it both smells and tastes good.
I don't like popcorn at the theatre. The butter is far too greasy and the salt is completely nonexistant half way through the bag. The brand and flavor of microwave popcorn I buy has a delicious BUTTER flavor, rather than grease, and the salt is evenly distributed.
Also, I thought you liked microwave popcorn at my house, you two-faced bastard!
Regarding movie theatre popcorn, if you don't get butter on it, the flavoring is tasty enough by itself. To taste the salt, you have to dump some on, put your hand over the top, give it a good shake, and repeat that about three times. Sure you lose a few kernels and your blood pressure rises significantly and everyone thinks that you're insane...but it's worth the golden salted goodness that is movie theatre popcorn.
And I do like the microwave popcorn at your house, but that's an exception to the rule that microwave popcorn always smells like rancid chemical ass, and doesn't taste much better.
Did you hear about the whale in the Thames? No correlation to popcorn. Pretty weird though.
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Also, I thought you liked microwave popcorn at my house, you two-faced bastard!
~Kyle
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And I do like the microwave popcorn at your house, but that's an exception to the rule that microwave popcorn always smells like rancid chemical ass, and doesn't taste much better.
Did you hear about the whale in the Thames? No correlation to popcorn. Pretty weird though.
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