Reptile Currency

[typhanie]

I guess the value of the dollar really HAS decreased.

Some guy stole a Bearded Dragon and tried to trade him for alcohol.

*shakes head* Silly alcoholic. You should have tried Craigslist first.

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[skreidle]

I can only imagine the post on Craigslist. :D

[typhanie]

Bwahaha! Brilliance! I'd never seen that site before.

I imagine his listing would go something like this:

"Iguana for trade for booze. It is brown, spiny and exotic. You give me beer, enough for me and my son, I give you the iguana. Or whatever it is. I don't really know. I.. uh... found it at a pet hospital today.

"ps. has to be an immediate trade. There might be cops waiting at my house, because I signed it at the pet hospital using my real name and address. But I really need some booze."

:)