have an emperor

[thatshisname]

[Kuzco bursts through the double doors of the hotel, ending up outside]
BOOM BABY

[..wait]

....Thiiiiiis doesn't look like my palace. My courtyard had way more gold in it.

Comments

[swearto]

Maybe that's because it's not your palace.

[thatshisname]

[ignores]

Oho, lookie here. I think the wind's talking to me. Not that I blame it, for I am the great Kuzco, after all. So! Wind, if this isn't my palace, where is it?

[swearto]

[ This guy is more grating than Eliot. That's a lot. ]

It's Erro.

1/2

[thatshisname]

Erro, huh?

[thinks for a moment]

1/4

[pink_kafuka]

[Kafuka, being the constant optimist, notices that she's never seen Kuzco around and decides he needs a warm welcome! She runs over, and-]

2/4

[pink_kafuka]

[Wait..]

3/4

[pink_kafuka]

[...]

DONE

[pink_kafuka]

ARE YOU A POROROKKAN?!

[thatshisname]

...

Aaaaare you an escapee? Coulda sworn I had all crazy people locked away...

[pink_kafuka]

An escapee? No! People don't escape from things in real life, that just happens on TV!

[thatshisname]

...Right. On TV.

['Confirmed Crazy right here. What the heck's a TV?']

I'll be going now. [turns on his heel. feel free to stop him]