i stop anything i'm doing the moment I see your update on my laptop screen. so domestic and Iker's mom is awesome, the cat is awesome. I want to both punch and squish Unai for some weird reason, oh the date.
The moment I read blue button down I thought of that very shirt and damn, seriously how do you know everything thar turns me on? Fucking love him in that shirt so fucking hot mmmmmm.
That shirt is incredible, esp. in that picture. I don't know if it's the blue+orange marketing combination or what, because--wow, I almost just typed "I will buy what he's selling." Apparently a hangover turns me into a really bad stand-up comedian. From the 90's.
I love that guy behind him. Either he's being really smug at the viewer because he's so close to Cesc, or he's judging Cesc really hard for texting. Either is awesome.
incoherent comment is incoherent whatever whatevermeretriculaDecember 5 2010, 13:22:50 UTC
hey girl heyyyyyyyyyyyy I was worried you vanished off the face of the earth or something! (I will refrain from even bringing up last Monday until I further ascertain how delicate your emotional state is right now you better appreciate how difficult this is for me XDDD)
THANKSGIVING MAN. HOLIDAY OF DELICIOUSNESS. AND AWKWARD MEET-THE-FAMILY MOMENTS. hahaha family photos of Iker and Unai. awwww. and Xavi picking them up at the airport in his sexy car! Xavi doesn't need a sexy car to get laid. except for getting laid in. hmm. would totally have sex with Xavi in his sexy car.
awwwww Cesc has never flown before. I am just awwww-ing all over the place today! how cute is he omg. and picking out gum with shit like "avalanche" in the name. Iker, you are so right, why would you want an avalanche in your mouth. but. like. Cesc playing with Iker's mom's anti-social cat. and cooking. and getting sort of adopted by Iker's mom. AWWWWW.
(typo witch-hunter notes that you used the wrong "confidant" in here somewhere XD)
rafa you are a doll.tyrannicidesDecember 5 2010, 16:56:21 UTC
jdfnlkj it turns out that the thesis was not the only thing I had to do this semester and I am in fact still taking four other classes! I was so bummed when I figured this out ljsdfnfljn (The insane depression/alcoholic aftermath of Monday certainly played into my absence. ...You know what, I had a special Clasico chapter of this written if they won. WILL IT E'ER BE ABLE TO BE POSTED? Barca needs to back off so I can release the kraken. The kraken that is my porn
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Rafa would like you to know that you are very important to him.meretriculaDecember 5 2010, 17:40:37 UTC
booooo to having things to do. you have to calculate this shit so that once the thesis is done the only responsibility left is to consume half the alcohol in the closest bar. XD (hahahahaha oh man. release the kraken post it anyway! console the broken-hearted madridistas!)
I'm trying to imagine Iker ever having "smooth moves". my attempt is failing. but I could totally see Xavi yoinking Iker's girls! they are bros but they are not the kind of bros who worry about wounding each other's feelings lol. EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF WHEN IT COMES TO GETTING LAID. (Iker: FOREVER ALONE. until Cesc comes along of course!)
(see I am being forgiving about all right/alright because I think the rules are different here in England? idek. I must attempt to acclimate and adopt the local customs. however you are consistently misusing "content" to mean "contend" I just thought you should know. XP)
Re: Rafa would like you to know that you are very important to him.tyrannicidesDecember 5 2010, 17:46:06 UTC
(I can't! It rested on Barca losing! lol chickens b4 hatch crispies before they score etc.)
IKER'S A SMOOTH OPERATOR IN THIS. LIE-WORLD I HAVE CONSTRUCTED. He has that appears-to-be-a-nice-guy he's-good-at-school! angle. Then he decimates the ladies. werq it.
(...Okay that one, I actually very strongly know the difference. So I don't know if that's--me typing phonetically or what even the fuck that is. BRB GRADUATING COLLEGE WITH DEGREES LOL)
You did that genius thing of making Iker's family win the lottery and subsequently he never gets famous. So. ...seriously i am still so jealous of that.
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE CUTEST FUCKING CHAPTER I WAS GRINNING SO WIDELY THROUGH THE ENTIRE THING, I LOVE IKER'S FAMILY, I LOVE HOW EVERYONE LOVES CESC MORE THAN IKER EVEN THE FUCKING CAT, I LOVE UNAI, I LOVE HOW IKER TOOK HIM OUT ON A HIGH-SCHOOL-STYLE DATE AND EVEN MADE OUT WITH HIM IN THE CAR, I LOVE THEM, I LOVE THEM, I LOVE THEM.
& your end notes always kill me, brb watching that iker gif for the rest of my life.
I knew I had to go overboard with the domesticity if Iker was ever going to be redeemed for his total asshattery. I was like, is this too much? IDCCC. AGGRESSIVE DOMESTICITY.
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The moment I read blue button down I thought of that very shirt and damn, seriously how do you know everything thar turns me on? Fucking love him in that shirt so fucking hot mmmmmm.
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I love that guy behind him. Either he's being really smug at the viewer because he's so close to Cesc, or he's judging Cesc really hard for texting. Either is awesome.
<3 Thank you.
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This chapter was so awesome it's kinda hard to say anything else....
More please! Tis the season for giving :)
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THANKSGIVING MAN. HOLIDAY OF DELICIOUSNESS. AND AWKWARD MEET-THE-FAMILY MOMENTS. hahaha family photos of Iker and Unai. awwww. and Xavi picking them up at the airport in his sexy car! Xavi doesn't need a sexy car to get laid. except for getting laid in. hmm. would totally have sex with Xavi in his sexy car.
awwwww Cesc has never flown before. I am just awwww-ing all over the place today! how cute is he omg. and picking out gum with shit like "avalanche" in the name. Iker, you are so right, why would you want an avalanche in your mouth. but. like. Cesc playing with Iker's mom's anti-social cat. and cooking. and getting sort of adopted by Iker's mom. AWWWWW.
(typo witch-hunter notes that you used the wrong "confidant" in here somewhere XD)
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I'm trying to imagine Iker ever having "smooth moves". my attempt is failing. but I could totally see Xavi yoinking Iker's girls! they are bros but they are not the kind of bros who worry about wounding each other's feelings lol. EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF WHEN IT COMES TO GETTING LAID. (Iker: FOREVER ALONE. until Cesc comes along of course!)
(see I am being forgiving about all right/alright because I think the rules are different here in England? idek. I must attempt to acclimate and adopt the local customs. however you are consistently misusing "content" to mean "contend" I just thought you should know. XP)
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IKER'S A SMOOTH OPERATOR IN THIS. LIE-WORLD I HAVE CONSTRUCTED. He has that appears-to-be-a-nice-guy he's-good-at-school! angle. Then he decimates the ladies. werq it.
(...Okay that one, I actually very strongly know the difference. So I don't know if that's--me typing phonetically or what even the fuck that is. BRB GRADUATING COLLEGE WITH DEGREES LOL)
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You did that genius thing of making Iker's family win the lottery and subsequently he never gets famous. So. ...seriously i am still so jealous of that.
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& your end notes always kill me, brb watching that iker gif for the rest of my life.
ALSO I LOVE THIS CHAPTER, DID I MAKE THAT CLEAR
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<333 Thank you very much.
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