Omegle Log FTW!

[tyrmer]

Stranger: Basically I just want a chick to do a line of coke off my dick, because that's basically how, as an American man, I know that I've won.

Stranger: Once I've done that I can say I've lived a good life

You: rofl, I want a woman to love me, cherish me, stay with me, and grow old with me

You: That's how, as a british man, I know i've won.

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[felldeedsawake]

Stranger: oh god
Stranger: you shattered the illusion\
Stranger: MY IMMERSION
You: I apologise!
You: I can be a girl if you want me to be!

O RLY

Do I need to bring you a frilly skirt Tyr? I can do your makeup~

Regardless, that was pretty lulz. XD

[tyrmer]

Nah I have my own makeup :P

[felldeedsawake]

...ngl that's pretty hot

[tyrmer]

...you scare me, Fell.