Stranger: Basically I just want a chick to do a line of coke off my dick, because that's basically how, as an American man, I know that I've won.
Stranger: Once I've done that I can say I've lived a good life
You: rofl, I want a woman to love me, cherish me, stay with me, and grow old with me
You: That's how, as a british man, I know i've won.
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