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Mar 27, 2005 00:54

- i may take a sunday job working in a bookshop. many reasons, all fiscal, some sexual, some careery, some to cover my ass if i convert to judaism ( Read more... )

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lsh7 March 27 2005, 01:53:30 UTC
Damn. I'm craving the brazilian caipirinha:

cashasa, sugar, lime, ice, etc. yum.

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cry_me_a_beer March 27 2005, 12:28:52 UTC
bespoke bespoke!!!

ill hang round you all the time if you do
i in my muttonhood would finally have someone to compliment my fashionextrmity...

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riddle me this ironvein March 28 2005, 18:01:50 UTC
What is the motive behind your wish to convert to Judaism? Most do it for marriage reasons. My cousin made her fiancee convert to Judaism prior to their marriage, and he had to write this essay on why judaism is the right religion for him. One of his reasons was "no hell below us, above us only sky".

=)

Have you spent lots of time with Jews? I was really really interested in following a very Jewish life. I almost got involved with the cultish aish ha torah group, when I lived in Israel. (Www.aish.com).

I had a one year stint as a teacher in a religious Jewish Saturday-school.

My favorite thing about being a Jew is my nose.

I am also inexplicably drawn to other people with jewish blood, as if by holy magnet. The bloodline thing sort of fascinates me.

My ancestors were members of the original 12 tribes right-- Mine were the Levi'ites, particularly war-mongering in their wandering.

I am a Jew.
-ess.

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Re: riddle me this tyrone_slothrop March 28 2005, 18:39:39 UTC
Um, well, I have no desire to convert to Judaism. I would have liked to have been Jewish by blood, but I am only 1/64th part Jew. But convert? Nah, too atheist.

It was a joke...my only day off would have been Saturday. Hence it would be ok if I converted to Judaism.

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pigseatingfigs March 29 2005, 20:53:16 UTC
history does not reveal whether the olive should be green or black, a knotty problem which has divided countless generations.

darling you forgot the silver-topped cane and the spotted silk 'kerchief.

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