you'd probably all prefer it if I wrote about my sex life

Edit: look here for the infamous Banana Macho Creaking

erotetica says he can't talk about the friendship, as it's the most important thing ( Read more... )

O, that this too too solid flesh would melt ( Read more... )

OK all you intelligent people, how can I formally represent uncertainty in distances? That is, I want to be able to say, X is a certain distance and angle from Y, but both of these are within +-20%, or something similar. I also need a way of comparing statements so that one with less uncertainty can be given priority. Try to make it in the form ( Read more... )

I am going to Barcelona with susanbiscuit in a few hours. Cattle class, flea infested hostel beds and dodgy food here we come ( Read more... )

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A friend's mother recently asked her, "How is pigseatingfigs' course in Artificial Insemination going ( Read more... )

On Friday I went to a pub with a concert pianist, an immigration policy maker, an art student and a prints dealer ( Read more... )

Hundreds of miles of desolate, monotonous, burnt-up steppe cannot induce such deep depression as one man when he sits and talks, and one does not know when he will go.

Well that was fun ( Read more... )