I really hate that fucking dwarf. I find him everywhere...on tabletops, hiding in my underwear drawer, humping my computer monitor; sometimes when I take a shit, there he is standing on the roll of toilet paper. Ooooh that fucking dwarf. I'll get him. You'll see
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rock on baby
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Wait, what babies?
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Oookay, crossed the line there. Am now stepping back. Please don't hurt me! I'm sorry! OH MY GOD THAT'S A... *SPLAT*
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CLAW SHRIMP!
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*falls about laughing*
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