That FUCKING Dwarf!!!

Mar 11, 2004 01:52

I really hate that fucking dwarf. I find him everywhere...on tabletops, hiding in my underwear drawer, humping my computer monitor; sometimes when I take a shit, there he is standing on the roll of toilet paper. Ooooh that fucking dwarf. I'll get him. You'll see ( Read more... )

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shadowedflower March 11 2004, 11:54:23 UTC
again, i bow to your superior mind and skills!
rock on baby

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JAPANESE TAKE-OUT tyrrlan March 11 2004, 17:24:26 UTC
Oooh SANKUUUU so nice! Please come again!

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w00t, an Alex-post! incoherent March 11 2004, 16:27:32 UTC
I love you! Hee hee ^-^

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Re: w00t, an Alex-post! tyrrlan March 11 2004, 17:25:30 UTC
I love you too...but I also ate your babies. o.O

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Re: w00t, an Alex-post! incoherent March 15 2004, 04:17:56 UTC
Noooooo, my babies!

Wait, what babies?

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Re: w00t, an Alex-post! tyrrlan March 16 2004, 01:22:01 UTC
Oh, if only you knew about the secret army of ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION GREMLINS.... o.O

Oookay, crossed the line there. Am now stepping back. Please don't hurt me! I'm sorry! OH MY GOD THAT'S A... *SPLAT*

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it's about f***ing time. dragicorn March 11 2004, 17:56:59 UTC
i haven't had any alex posts to laugh at. i've only had lj drama to read. >:þ

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Re: it's about f***ing time. tyrrlan March 11 2004, 18:07:18 UTC
Well, despite your anger-spewing, I will say that is the MOST SKILLED EMOTICON I have ever borne witness to. And angst suxx0rs. That's why I throw it in a woodchipper. Just like small children.

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kajanga March 12 2004, 01:58:24 UTC
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CLAW SHRIMP!

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Teh winn4r iz j00! tyrrlan March 13 2004, 06:07:37 UTC
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*falls about laughing*

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zanyphreak85 March 12 2004, 03:20:47 UTC
Yay! An Alex post! So happy! *dances profusely* *falls over...oops shouldn't have had that white RUSSIAN...* :-0 I swear! I'm not weird, I'm gifted! :-D

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tyrrlan March 13 2004, 06:08:33 UTC
WHITE RUSSIAN, EH? I'VE GOT YER WHITE RUSSIAN RIGHT 'ERE!...No, I'm not talking about Trotsky.

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