YO YO YO. The Animatrix rocks...I don't know WHY I'm telling you people this, because I saw it several weeks ago. I JUST HAVE SUPREMELY DELAYED REACTION TIME. Damn, I should go into the military. I could get shot in the face and I'd die a dozen days later. o.O ( Read more... )

YO YO YO. The Animatrix rocks...I don't know WHY I'm telling you people this, because I saw it several weeks ago. I JUST HAVE SUPREMELY DELAYED REACTION TIME. Damn, I should go into the military. I could get shot in the face and I'd die a dozen days later. o.O ( Read more... )

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So...it's 3:00 AM. KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? THAT IT'S TIME TO MOLEST THE CAT ( Read more... )

Okay...so I voted for my dorm hall president today... What the exact purpose of BEING dorm hall president actually is, is rather unclear to me ( Read more... )

Well boys and girls...I've got WORK to do today. Yes, that horrible side effect of going to classes. Unfortunately, college isn't all parties, gratuitous sex, and video games. For things like that you have to go to Leah. I mean...er... Ignore the previous statement ( Read more... )

Fizzuck...I was GONNA go to the opening class of the Tae Kwon Do club, but I was talkin' to Leah, and time went BYE BYE! OH WELL. Shit happens. That's why you flush. That's right kiddies, I AM A USELESS BUM. As if you didn't already know ( Read more... )

YARRRGHHHH...CAN'T CONCENTRATE. You know what bothers me? When teachers assign fucking BORING reading. You know WHY it bothers me? Because my closest relatives happen to be a family of squirrels, and squirrels live in trees, and if trees are cut down to make the paper for shitty books to be printed on, then my family won't have ANY FUCKING ( Read more... )

I was talking to one of the friends I've made here...Mary Beth. We were discussing how supposedly in college, you're all scholars and on equal ground. And we decided that it was a LOAD OF BULLSHIT. It's just like a fucking live-away high school, cliques and all. And you know what that means, kiddies? That means that the American government has ( Read more... )