There was this thing... that Misty and I were talking about... and she said it was really funny... and that I should post about it... but now that I'm here... I forgot what it was about. Thank you. *takes a bow*
LOL! Here's how it went (as I can recall it, that is).
You wore a new shirt today, which was unwashed straight from the store. I was trying to make you feel gross by it so I made up a buncha shit.
Me: You know they say on average adults touch their private parts 10 times a day. You: Probably. Me: and you know on average only 10% of those people wash their hands afterwards, if even that! Me: So, lets do the math, that's about 50 people touching your shirt per day, the mark down tag was two months ago, so that's at least 60 days. 40 X 60 is about 2,400 different people's cum on your shirt, eww, that's a lot of cum. You: Yes, but part of that is womens cum and that makes it allllllllllllll better! (laughing ensues!)
And it never ceases to amaze me the way the male brain has memory troubles, but the females can recount word for word what happened, as well as what time of day, where you were, what you both had, what you ate that day, & what song was on, on while this conversation happened!
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Here's how it went (as I can recall it, that is).
You wore a new shirt today, which was unwashed straight from the store.
I was trying to make you feel gross by it so I made up a buncha shit.
Me: You know they say on average adults touch their private parts 10 times a day.
You: Probably.
Me: and you know on average only 10% of those people wash their hands afterwards, if even that!
Me: So, lets do the math, that's about 50 people touching your shirt per day, the mark down tag was two months ago, so that's at least 60 days. 40 X 60 is about 2,400 different people's cum on your shirt, eww, that's a lot of cum.
You: Yes, but part of that is womens cum and that makes it allllllllllllll better!
(laughing ensues!)
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And it never ceases to amaze me the way the male brain has memory troubles, but the females can recount word for word what happened, as well as what time of day, where you were, what you both had, what you ate that day, & what song was on, on while this conversation happened!
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