Ok, so I called in "sick today" In roughly 20 years in the military, I have NEVER once called in sick. I have always thought that only panzies call in sick. When my Marines talk about being sick etc. I would always say "If there ain't a bone stickin' out, you ain't sick ( Read more... )

I'm not sure why it sucks. It's spacious (2 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms) the Arabian Sea is about 300 feet away from my huge front window. We have private security 24 hours a day, and undergergound parking. My kitchen has the dumbest salt and peppered marble countertops that make it extremely difficult to see any food remnants. The bathroom that I ( Read more... )

I am quickly finding out that money isn't everything. I can't wait to get out of Kuwait. I miss my cat and my wife.

I learned a lesson today. If you have a psychotic manipulative abusive mother, no matter how long it has been, she will always be that way ( Read more... )

I've been here for 8 months and I'm pretty much convinced that there is nothing worth shit in this country except the oil. Sadly, the world needs the oil which gives this country more justification to exist than it should have. Can you tell I'm frustrated? Can you tell that I'm ready to return to the states ( Read more... )

How is it that Yahoo, Google, MSN, CBS, NBC, and ABC all have the same headlines in their news stories? I'll tell you why, because American based news media is a thoughtless, pointless, ethno-geographical-centric group of news hacks that lie under the same blanket on the same bed. Who owns or controls that blanket, is to be determined.


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So I'm watching "TOP GUN" this morning and when it gets to the scene where "Maverick" kisses "Charlie" at the top of the hill after the briefing....THE SCENE IS DELETED!!!! Not to mention the bedroom scene was COMPLETELY cut.... One of the greatest on screen kisses of all time, and it's fucken deleted. What the hell!? I was denied at the net and ( Read more... )

So my "friend" has 5 gallons of Hard cider brewing in a dark room, and it is still spitting out carbon dioxide....or as I prefer to say "it's still burping!"

I hope it turns out! I hope the Kuwaiti police don't come knockin at my friends door...cuz you know, alcohol is ILLEGAL in Kuwait.

Gee, I wonder why they have no tourism......

Ok...so before I go talking about all of my crimes, I must tell you that I use a Proxy Server, so that nobody can ever trace my IP address. Anyway. The fact of the below story, have been slightly changed so that nobody can determine who I am actually talking about. You can guess....but that's about it. Unless youre in the FBI or some shit, and ( Read more... )

Well, I was driving to work today and I saw yet ANOTHER accident. So far the number of accidents I've seen is about 20. This means that I've either seen the impact or have arrived directly after the impact ( Read more... )