1. I am still a child at heart.
2. I can't stand children.
3. In fact, if I babysat a kid, it would kill itself somehow.
4. Or I would kill it first.
5. I can ski backwards.
6. I think skiing is for retards.
7. Marko!
8. Llamas make me smile.
9. Emo boys make my knees wobble.
10. I have a web cam.
11. I have touched a wall that said 'Wet paint'.12 ( Read more... )

It is generally not a good idea to let a decade pass before your next visit to the dentist. So I went to the dentist today because my brother couldn't make it to his appointment. I answered some questionnaires, among them "When was your last visit to the dentist?" Yeah, I got a raised eyebrow and a disapproving look out of that one. I also got ( Read more... )

So I stayed up till 5:00 this morning finishing the 6th Harry Potter book. I cannot believe Rowling did that. Oh. My. Fucking. God. And now we have to wait forever and a day for the final book to come out. Gahgahgahgah!

My roommate is a goddamned motherfucking BITCH. Hands down, she's the rudest person I've ever had the misfortune of being in close quarters with...my God, I don't think I've ever hated anyone this much before. I quite honestly hope that she never succeeds in life and rots in the deepest circle of hell.

Mm...I have a philosophy quiz Wednesday and a 2-3 page art history paper due Friday. This week is gonna be FUN. Man, you really work your ass off for summer school. I have midterms next week already! GAH!

I just got back from the midnight showing of the third Star Wars movie ( Read more... )

Well, today was my second day of classes. I don't particularly like my Phil 42 class or the fact that the classes are an hour and a half long each, but I really should stop complaining. There are people out there with three hour long classes. It will all be over by the end of next month. That being said ( Read more... )

Oh my fucking god, just when I was falling asleep, my roommate came back at around one fucking a.m. in the morning to grab some stuff. Granted, she didn't turn on the lights, and she made an attempt to be quiet, but she took a long ass time to get the hell out. Her boyfriend and another friend also came along, and they weren't being that discreet ( Read more... )

Oh sweet baby Jesus...today definitely goes on my list of top ten most miserable days ever ( Read more... )

Last night in Alexander!

Now if my laundry can just get done, I can go to sleep...

...wait, I have dishes to do.