hey! holy crap, longtime no use! whoever of my friends still use this comment and let me know! hahahahhaaa cool!

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http://www.elkland.net/video/Apart/Elkland_ApartVidFull_ref.mov

that is all.

worst/ best ever.

ever.

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se questo è che sento al tempo poi al presente non sento bello ho trovato l'equilibrio che prova l'amore
esiste veramente ma ci è sfortunatamente un cist canceroso sono scienziato sono scienziato

my wife cut down my friends list significantly because she thinks all of you are idiots. but it's alright i'm not mad because she has the best ass.

I RideA 20Incher: i pissed on a unicorn last night
mattcASSettetape: wtffffffffffffffff
mattcASSettetape: and props
mattcASSettetape: maddddd propzz
I RideA 20Incher: hahaha
I RideA 20Incher: well it was talking shit on my pants
mattcASSettetape: girl pants!!!!!!!11
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While taking a shower today it dawned upon me that America is awesome. I mean, what other country could be run by a teletubby in a business suit and still manage to not lose 20,000 people in a massive tidal wave? Oh right, all of California knows how to surf, at least they are safe. Thank Meatwad that Asia supplies the U.S. with the majority of ( Read more... )

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merry giftmas, fuckholes.