Holy Holiday Hell...

[uber_corp]

As the holy holidays slowly roll into season like a morbidly obese man lumbering through a Ponderosa Steakhouse in search of a magical Funyun, Americans across the globe make preparations for the quintessential celebration of the year, Christmas. Good Christians and successful retail outlet managers welcome the arrival of December 26th each year,

Comments

McPizza Burrito Burger Salad?

[bigmustard]

That John Denver is full of shit. You have speak quietly around the retards. I get so excited, and now balls in remission. Fuckin' Cracker.

[uber_pdx]

I am flying in PDX tonight from Kansas City, MO via Phoenix, AZ. Take me out for a drink and I will share with you my holiday jeer. Take me out or else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[medlin]

fish that don't eat plastic are bitch made fish.

[uber_corp]

That made me laugh, but I really didn't understand it.

[sydneygrey]

Hey, this is the project I need writing for that I mentioned last night: http://www.livejournal.com/users/my_walls/3327.html

I have others that I could use instead if any strike your fancy:
[keep clicking the image]
prostitots http://www.websurfer13.com/geeks.htm
homeless children http://www.websurfer13.com/homelesschildren.htm
exotic dancing http://www.websurfer13.com/exoticdancing.htm

Hopefully I'll see you again tonight :)