merlinnwisardree (5:46:04 PM): I love you so much my chest hurts. I want to take my knife and cut the skin above my heart, dig in the tip, so that the external pain will match the internal ache and I can scream "Yes! Yes, that's it exactly!". You're a mixture of the best friend I always wanted as a kid, and who I wanted to be when I finally got ( Read more... )

I love you, mach_. You complete me. I'm dedicating the next five really creepy things I do to you.

Do not take this livejournal as an example of my writing skills, personality, or justification of life. I'm literally ashamed of it. I'm telling you, Xanga's where it's at.

This test got boring quickly because there's only two LJ friends I have that I even remember, and one of them I haven't talked to for a coupla years. So...yeah. I love Nikki.

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Jesus Christ it's hard to find the little link that lets me update this god-forsaken rectal wart. Whoever you are, you should visit my Xanga site:

http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=scaryuncle

I'm much more charming there.

Ok, so apparently, I have a livejournal. Who knew? I've been verbally abusing all the loosers who use this sad sack of damp as their blog and now I find I have been one of you all along ( Read more... )

I've discovered slash. Suddenly the internet is fun again.

I'm already starting to loose enthusiasm with this whole livejournal thing. It seems pretty cool in concept, but I find I am talking to largely myself which is much easier and more rewarding when I do it in my own head. Plus, then I can be explicit as to where I hid the bodies, which is more damning when I write it here. So yeah ( Read more... )

Hiya!Ok, so due to monetary issues I had to choose between college and an apartment, so now I'm livin at my dad's place in the heights of houston. Meh. And because I can't find anyone to take over my lease, I still have to pay for another months rent. Meh. So today I'm goin up there to clean the bejeezuz out of the place and see If I can get my ( Read more... )

This New years I went to the coolest party I have ever been to in my entire life. See, a friend of mine owns some warehouses downtown, and the one we had the party in used to be a three-story one, but a fire had gutted it, eliminating the second and third storys, as well as the roof so you have nothing but this big castle wall-like structure with ( Read more... )

So, yeah, I was just sitting here at my computer when Officer McGnarly walked up and was like, get out of here, and I was like Make me and he was like, OK. So I set his car on fire.

Update: I AM a sexy devil....mmmm...delicious....