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so, with me atm, pretty much everything is going to shit.
Candy is a fucking psycho bitch -
here comes your maaaaaan
So, last time I updated this was, what, three months ago ( Read more... ) -
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NEEDS HER OWN COMPUTER! WORK IS GOOD! I AM COOL! I HAVE GEMS ON MY CHEST AND THEY'RE RAD! I HAVE NO MONEY! I JUST ATE CHIPS! THE END!! -
Mars bar party
It's time for "PULL SOMETHING RANDOM OFF WIKIPEDIA"!!!
Mars Bar party
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
"A Mars bar party is a slang reference to the sexual act of eating a Mars bar out of the vagina or anus. As such, it is a form of oral sex ( Read more... ) -
suck on my Chard!!!
what Dimmie can do with a room full of silverbeet (or chard, as it is more correctly, and more humorously known ( Read more... ) -
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it's not that you broke up with me and lied about why ( Read more... ) -
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loved the orange, but it was time for a change
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wow, i found that journal again, and it's like having the other, boot wearing, long haired biker chick part of me back.
love you lil <3
i'll update properly soon -
So, i got a call from the darwin city council...
"we were very impressed with you..." (oh god, he's just buttering me up, he's going to say he gave it to that pretty girl with the legs and the hair who doesn't look like a freak and doesn't get dumbly excited by climate change debate) "... so we would like to know if you are still interested, as we would like to offer you the position ( Read more... ) -
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Is flying to sydney tonight ( Read more... )