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NEVER WAS THERE A MORE WORTHY DEVICE OF THE USB PORT!!!

So.

Saddam dies within thirty days.

And lo! A new martyr was born at the dawn of a budding Iraqi "democracy."

Oh, and according to the White House this is a milestone. You know what? It almost certainly is. Just not in the way Dubya the remnants of his entourage may have imagined.

First day of vacation and my sinuses are giving me grief, i'm having a bout of tinnitus, I'm congestged, my ears hurt, AND I have cramps.

However. I've slept for 12 hours and am entrenched on the couch in the company of two loving cats. That definitely helps.

And Second World War Holocaust documentaries!!! Ooh. That's just made my day. :D

The cover of the last issue of Private Eye made my day. I feel the need to share it.


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Christmas is coming,
The geese are getting fat,
Please to put a penny
In the old man's cunt.

Christmas is Coming
from the Christmas Song Generator.

You are 95% Scottish

Congratulations - have a deep-fried Mars bar on me. You couldn't be more Scottish if you had a bottle of Irn Bru in one pocket and a Daily Record in the other.

How Scottish are you?
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Well. No surprises there.

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It took me two hours to get home today. Go Transport for London.

Meanwhile, have some Weird.

HERD OF PIGS EATS BOY ALIVE

Why?

Who comes up wtih this shit?

Also...

NOW HERE'S A REAL HORROR MUSICAL!!!

*squee!!*