Well, it's been a long time since I posted something of substance on here so here it goes. I'm going to release and let my brain take over. I'm sure this won't make any sence so you can just stop reading now. (PS fuck spellcheck ( Read more... )

Yeah so........

Well, yeah.....

and then.......

........ shit, i got nothin

As I'm sitting on the crapper at work, I'm thinking about the following... really, no matter how 'clean' a bathroom is, you still risk what I like to call... cross contamination ( Read more... )

If you type UPSCWT into outlook, the spellcheck will automatically change it to Pussycat before it sends... UGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!

uber is l33t!!1!

How many ducks do you have to blow to get a can of dolphin un-safe tuna 'round here?

Jay: Tell me something that no one else knows
Rufus: You masterbate more then anyone else on the planet
Jay: Shit, everbody knows that
Rufus: Yeah, but when you do it, you think about guys

*silence*

Jay: *looks around* dude, not all the time

So I googled "Random Image" and this came up... I figured that it would be funny to start a 'caption this' thread.


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According to livejournal:

ubercache is on Roastbeef, subcluster 9.

And to think, all these years I thought I was on Earth.

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Philly Girl - Mosh Pit Romance Vol. 1

I see you.
We talk.
I smile.
You blush.
We walk.
Away.
Later.
I see you.
I wave.
You smile.
I melt.
We stand.
Together.
Alone.
The lights.
Turn on.
Afraid.
To look.
We turn.
We Walk.
Away.
Silence.
What was.
Won't be.
We were
But Not.
Never.
Again.