I ran out this morning to head to starbucks because i was seriously dragging ass ( Read more... )

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Bahamas trip is booked!!!

This will be fun.. 8/8 i depart and i return at 5:00 on 8/12 .. i'm going to try to come home and then jet up to NYC for a night of drinking and carrying on... it will be like the amazing race!

Well, I took a couple extra minutes this mormong and put on something extra spiffy to work and I'm feelin' good :) Very chill, very calm, very alert.... I havn't felt this way in a while. It's probably because I stopped drinking (well... not stopped, but I cut back) and smoking.

I wound up working until about 3AM last night making it about a 20 hour day for me. I'm back at work this morning and pretty tired.. I don't expect to get much done today ( Read more... )

How's everyone been? Good I hope.... Hey, all you NYCers.. I'll be in town in September 24th, and I have a few extra tickets to see Lewis Black at Carnegie Hall. If you would like one, let me know ( Read more... )

If you love something..... set it on fire.

I just TORE UP a fucking bacon egg and cheese biscuit from McDs. I opened the wrapper and gave it a hard stare. It looked back at me. It wanted to be inside me, i could tell.

So I say to the sammich, "I'm going to eat the shit outta you".

And I ate it. I ate the shit out of it. I think I ate the wrapper too.

a haiku by Steve

LOLOL
ROFLMAO
STFU fag

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