I went to bed last night at 3 AM and promptly woke up at 5 AM because I couldn't sleep ( Read more... )

So I'm at lunch today and I see a flock of seagulls. Not the group flock of seagulls
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Subway can officially kiss my ass. Two bites into a sub and my balloon knot started to pucker... swear to god, I almost didn't make it to the mens room. *whew* Now I have gas that makes the Hindenburg look like birthday balloon.

The only meat wad I worship from now on is pictured below:


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You know, fucking Oreos strike again. I'm at work and i get a craving for something sugar. I've completely depleted my surplus of Hershey Kisses so I head to the vending machine. They are out of the Famous Amos chocolate ship and almond cookies so I must find a substitute ( Read more... )

So I'm sitting at home... alone on V_day. I'm not depressed, I'm just bored. I find some entertainment in a brand new box of cheddar goldfish, an arizona ice tea, and the cinemax channel after 1 AM ( Read more... )

When I'm rich, I'm going to have a swimming pool filled with nerds. Only grape though.. those other bastard flavors can get-ta-steppin'.

BEYOTCH!

Wednesday sucked and is hereby removed from the circle of trust.

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Well, it was a pretty eventful weekend and I have to say, I havn't drank that much alcohol in a 3 day span EVER... and I really don't have any intentions on ever doing that again..... wow ( Read more... )

I'm a little late getting to this, but here it is.. the official Ubercache Death Poll Blog brought to you by LiveJournal ( Read more... )