They made fun of me at work this morning because I tear the crusts off of my pop tarts. I'm sorry, but I refuse to eat a non-frosted/non-fruit filled pastry.... I REFUSE!

They're all trying to oppress me.

I'm feeling sort of stagnant. I'm neither up nor down... happy nor sad... sick nor well.

I guess I kind of feel on the cusp of something big.... just not sure what it is yet.

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Ok, since everyone is doing it, i might as well too.... but let's make it interesting:

I'll give you 4 answers, and you have to guess the questions.

HARF!

1) Her name was Beverly

2) Cream, no sugar

3) Dark Chocolate

4) Nine and a half inches

My friend Ray in a.... i dunno.


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For the last couple of weeks, the vending machine at work has been stocked with these bomb ass gingersnap animal crackers. The high point of my morning was making a fresh pot of jo and snagging a bag of these tasty animal morsels. Anyway, no my dismay, I go to the machine, and they’ve replaced my cherished animal crackers with some sort of generic ( Read more... )

Woohooo.. just booked my Vegas trip for October ;-) VEGAS BABY!!! VEGAS!!!!!!!!!

Story behind this one... The other night I was dreaming (as you do when you are sleeping), and I was giving this quasi-speech. I don't remember why, but here is the part that I can remember. The cool thing about it that the studders where there in the dream too.... when I woke up, I was so cold that my teeth were chattering... so yeah, i thought it ( Read more... )

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