I'm sick... I'm at work coughing out of my mouth and my ass... good thing someone here is eating Chinese.... it covers up the smell quite nicely.

10%-65%-25%

I never really put too much stock in that saying because I don't think that I ever fully understood it's meaning. Or maybe it's because of all the shitty stuff that happened to me, I had yet to experience the other side of the coin. Everyone I talked to about a situation belted out 'everything happens for a reason" sometime during the convo and it ( Read more... )

The first dead pixel on my 23inch LCD.... *sniff sniff*

I met a girl and I'm really having a good getting to know her. We just seem to.. I dunno... gel really well. Even if things don't progress and we remain friends, I'm glad to have had the opportunity to meet someone like her ( Read more... )

I was typing out an email at work, and spellcheck auto-changed the word Virgina (trying to spell Virginia) to Vaginal and auto sent it.

*sigh*

So over this holiday, I found out that my Aunt (someone whom I'm very close with)has cancer in her liver. The cancer is so far along, that they can only give her 6 months to a year of life before she dies. I'm pretty upset about it, but I'll be okay. But what really hit me was something that she said ( Read more... )

For the first time in my life someone told me: "Thanks, you saved my marriage."

I guess that's a good thing... but if an ass like me can save a marriage, I hate to think what kind of shape that marriage was in before hand. I dunno... It made me feel good and really weird all at the same time.

So I think I have it settled in my brain. I mean, life doesn't start until you hit 21. So looking back, I really didn't waste too much of my life with my ex. In fact, I consider myself reborn. Look out world, here I come!! I'm bursting through the placenta ( Read more... )

Left or right?

More importantly... why?