Anyway, writing cos i am totally bored out of my freaking skull, so here goes a long pointless tirade about something probably pointless ( Read more... )

So here i am siting at my computer with one of the biggest hangovers in my long history of hangovers ( Read more... )

Indeed, poo is the word and that is cos i am trying not to be vulgar. At this point i have realised i still have a week and a half of hell to suffer through, as my new job is grinding me down to a totall blithering mess! Its fuckin crazy! Damn it! I work twelve hours a day, sleep but 5 hours avery night (or morning) and end up washing damned ( Read more... )

Well it has been a pretty peculiar time in my life. I have been acting away in a play i have joined. It is done for charity by this british women from the womens international guild association thing, who knows. She is really posh and lives in a castle. She says "darling" way to much. My role asks me to pationately kiss a fit young lady, ironicly ( Read more... )

Mark sat down on his bed and stared blankly at the television. It was an old machine, all tv's were old now, but this one had been old for much longer than most machines ( Read more... )

Yo dudes, long time no post ( Read more... )

Mr Malone still had a look of utter annoyence about him. Driving around with this bunch of homicidal lunatics was not his idea of a good time, but he had pledged allegiance to the Cause, this land had to be cleansed. The problem was you weren't supposed to enjoy the killing ( Read more... )

I am totally drunk, but i do not care as i just saw loads of girls (attractive girls, really attractive girls) in super sexy lingerie. I feel totally horny. OOOOOOOh yeah!

I noticed that Part 2 dissapeared so I will cut and paste it onto the part 1 replys. Maybe the administrator did not like that section. Anyway he is part 4 ( Read more... )

Fair enough for your comments mateys. The B movie aspect I would like to point out I added on purpose (I was thinking rollerblade seven when i wrote it, which may not be good so i'll try and stop) and as for the dialogue, well I suck at it so I am kind of worried to write some, but I mean maybe it just does not matter. Anyway, I'll attempt a 3 part ( Read more... )