yup, moving to Portland, Oregon. why? because I can.
it's awesomely terrifying.



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I've spent the past 10 minutes trying to figure out why there's glitter in the armpit (and only the armpit) of my pirate t-shirt.

stop posting gang sign, thug lips photos on the internet. you are white and listen to Coldplay.

I poop cement.


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I'm severely disappointed by the lack of e-activity going on right now. it's 4am in America, I should be able to get some damn entertainment.

/rant

EDIT! at 4:02 ante meridiem, Central Standard Time, I received the following message...

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RIP
George Carlin
1937 - 2008

Mr. Jesus

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rock band + bawls + studying for finals + 7:22am = eyeball burnination.

in response to Shawnishism's shoutout, I offer the following.

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please direct your soon-to-be forthcoming props to me in the form of high fives and/or chest bumps.
or you can blame Shawn and LeVar Burton.

here we go, a post with oomph. "oomph" in this case meaning 1970s kung fu beatdowns.

I've felt a little urge to hop back on this to keep track of what's going on. also, angstangstangst is kinda fun to go back and read later.

tomorrow I'm seeing the Nightmare Before Christmas in 3D, possibly after a little alcohol imbibe-age; either an incredibly ( Read more... )

I spilled orange soda on my mouse and now it's sticky.