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Old-Man Optimism
I was given a fine vessel, but I sailed off course into choppy waters and nearly sunk. I survived a few storms and now, I'm cruising along, granted it's not always smooth sailing ( Read more... ) -
non sequitur nouveau redux
OMG<34EVA!! (Shatner as Palin)
EDIT: The link might not work.. copy and paste.. it's worth it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCdqRbWYWbU -
We eat, therefore we hunt.
The six sweetest words I've heard all month:
Former
Governor
of
Alaska
Sarah
Palin
Guess which one is the operative word.
And here's a little something straight from the horse's ass:
"And getting up here I say it is the best road trip in America, soaring through nature's finest show-Denali, the Great One-soaring under the midnight sun, and then the extremes ( Read more... ) -
sucky sucky
<3 ur computer: I've spent the entire week completing applications for a study abroad program and a related scholarship. And I'm still not finished. Believe you me, Valentine's Day in DLH most certainly is not the proverbial shit. I just can't feel sexy around computer jockeys ( Read more... ) -
my plans for Halloween/quantum of solace
-go home after class ( Read more... ) -
not so fast
I should still post and I will, but I'll try to make my posts more direct and less emo from now on. I'm a big kid now ( Read more... ) -
The End.
I think I'm going to terminate my LJ account in the near future.. just as soon as I get around to printing out all of my entries for the time capsule. I don't have any other thoughts to share with anyone, so I guess this means goodbye. -
obligatory post on the olympics
First of all, if you're like EVERY SINGLE commentator and sports anchor on NBC, CNBC, MSNBC, and USA, please take a second to read this so that you know how to pronounce BeiJing. It's appalling that these desk and mic jockeys weren't given the memo.. not even His Holiness, K_ith Olb_rmann the Omniscient, could avoid the /zh/ trap. (If I wouldn't ( Read more... ) -
like a swath of lathe, shorn of its plaster (revisited)
So, I had tonsillitis after all. Fortunately, Tylenol 3 took care of the (dadgum) pain while Erythromycin cleared up the infection. I've long regained my ability to swallow, but autofellatio is still out of the (dadgum) question due to an excess of ribs and a lack of EntenZe. Thanks to all who wished me a speedy recovery ( Read more... )
