I don't like Dane Cook. Please tell him to stop randomly popping up in movies I like to watch on Encore. Danke.

Having a 26 kbps dial-up internet connection means downloading a 87 mb zip file requires roughly NINE hours. Then, when your internal modem unexpectedly hangs up, 69 mb into the download, you have to start allllllllllll over again since the download link is only active for one hour. So, if I want this album, I have to go to FedEx Kinko's, rent a ( Read more... )

"Everything was too sharp and clear, so that I could never tell where to start--the way a map that shows too much can sometimes be useless."

The Last Movie I Saw in Theaters ( Read more... )

I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE college.

The sadist in me absolutely loves this.

One exam down, one more exam to go ( Read more... )

wow. just wow..

no,

wowzers.

Me want graduate now!!!

Same number, new phone. Call.
In other news, Spring hath cometh and she blows colder than a witch's tit.

So bloweth Pittsburgh.
Blue-gray everything.
Bags of sand.