I was on an oil rig made of wood. The wood had been chewed and pasted together. I was talking to a blue giant about how to make a genetic bomb. He was going to take all of our steam away and scare everyone unless I told him. I said that we could sufficently change the genetic structure of people through the course of a few generations to make them ( Read more... )

She thinks that I am getting her a wafflemaker for christmas. Even though she smiles, when I bring up how a waffle maker could make our lives much happier, I can see how much it pisses her off. I love it.

I suppose it is either meditation or lovemaking that I use to keep stress at bay these days. The new job has a ton of stress as it is so entirely different from what I have ever done; too little time to meditate. She said I was like a porn star last night. But, of course.

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Your Birthdate: December 31
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I found out today that I am a democrat because of this damned policital test. I suppose there could be worse things to find out about yourself. If I found out that I could never eat blue cheese, bacon, or dates for the rest of my life I might be mortified. Actually, Im sure that I could deal with that. However, if I found out that i would never ( Read more... )

You are a
Social Liberal
(71% permissive)

and an...
Economic Moderate
(50% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Democrat

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When you can see only two alternatives-yours and the "wrong" one-you can look for a synergistic third alternative. There's almost always a third alternative, and if you work with a win/win philosophy and really seek to understand, you usually can find a solution that will be better for everyone concerned.

i believe I found binky's sunglasses underwater

Reign of Fire and General Tso's Chicken with a Fortune Cookie; now that's love that a left hand can't beat.