Guts

[ubernick]

Comments

[palfreypaladin]

That's a little... whoa creepy. But I'm jacking it and putting it in my LJ.
I miss you. I hope I see you soon. I love you.

♥

[ubernick]

YOURE creeped out? you dont jack off!

[palfreypaladin]

Ha. This is so true. It's good to not have a dick.

♥

[ubernick]

not always true

[jalussulal]

I'm thinking... if I had time to bite through my intestine to free myself and breathe, I'd have time to swim to the bottom and pull the intestine free, then... uh.. I guess I'd attempt to stuff it back into me? shit.. I dunno
nevermind

[schmasya120]

have you read the book CHOKE? its by him and its also really good. i think its by him.......is it? shit.

[ubernick]

yes, it is... I read Fight Club and Invisible Monsters, I want to read Choke and Survivor, both by him.

[xkirchartx]

choke is awesome. i have a stolen houston library copy of it that i'll let you borrow next time i see you maybe. oh and travis mentioned that XP cd. i'll call you later this week to talk to you about it.

[ubernick]

okay

[xkirchartx]

eh. i <3 his writing. and about that sticking things down your urethra thing... my aunts worked in hospitals forever and she said one of the grossest things shes ever seen was this one guy came in and said he couldn't pee. so they run all sorts of tests and procedures and still he can't pee. so he finally tells them that he's been sticking live earthworms into his urethra to get his kicks. and apparently none of the worms came back out. he had a ball of earthworms in his bladder. how fucking disgusting.

[ubernick]

very

[lamejame]

u at tech yet????

[ubernick]

why yes I am....

[lamejame]

hee heeee

[ubernick]

did you actually read this thing?