I got a brand new Fondu Set complete with Lazy Susan and a Poker Table.  OK, I have found a way to make poker gay without requiring the loss of clothing.  I need to be stopped.

I love the rain.  I find it oddly calming, soothing.  I fall asleep faster in the rain.

You know when I don't love the rain?  When I leave my apartment and it's sunny.  Because when rain comes after I've left my apartment when it's sunny and there's rain.  That means it's raining....and I'm on a Vespa.  There's not much protection on a Vespa.  ( Read more... )

Justin:  "Who is Jericho and why did he fall"

Neda:  "Why did the Jews go to conquer the caymanites?"
Me:     "Sweety, the cayman islands were not considered the promised land to the Jews back then, but nowadays its where the cheap bastards hide their money."

So I'm driving my little Vespa through Beverly Hills on Sunset.  The sky is blue.  Birds are singing.  All is nice ( Read more... )

Hmmm.  So as I'm leaving the gym and wishing the parking attendant a happy holiday, she screams Merry Christmas Santa ( Read more... )

This is my every few month depression update. I'm not clinically depressed but friends who read have read these once in a while so ( here's the latest. )

So we're sitting in our LGBT Literature Class pre stonewall; a class surrounding a great deal of sexual material and controversial topics.

The little girl was literally JUST brought up but let's rewind to a favorite Dafna quote when the little girl walked in...

So this cute little girl walks in with her big sister and sits down.

dafnap turns to me and ( Read more... )

So I was introduced to this wonderful stanza of pornographic poetry by my dear davidology but it wasn't to my standard. As a complete and total Raven obsessor, I demanded correct rhyme scheme and structure. So here it is pefectly rearranged :)

Once upon a midnight dreary; while I porn surfed, weak and weary,

Over many a strange and spurious site of ' ( Read more... )

...spending a weekend with clewell99

...brunch with princemike

...knowing that in a week or so davidology and I will be neighbors

::smile::

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