Today is Tuesday and it’s time for the King of Bullshit to write some more bullshit. I tried to come up with a different word. I went to a thesaurus and could’ve used these words.

Absurdity, babble, balderdash, baloney, bananas, bombast, bunk, claptrap, drivel, fatuity, flightiness, folly, foolishness, fun, gibberish, giddiness, hooey, hogwash, hot ( Read more... )

Well, today is Tuesday and for some strange reason I like writing articles on Tuesdays. Easier said than done. I have no idea what to write about. I was going to try a poem but nothing was coming to me so i decided to just write what comes to me from my crazy thinking.

I'm looking at our hand sanitizer and our can of Lysol and both say they kill 99 ( Read more... )

Today I receive 2 packages. One from the U.S. Postal Service and another from UPS. Yay!! I love when i get packages.

The first package was my new phone. Nothing fancy. I lost my phone somewhere. Isn't there any nice people left in the world? I called the phone and left texts offering rewards for returning my phone yet someone chose to keep it. ( Read more... )

While watching "The Sting" last night there was a classic scene where they were playing poker. In the scene, Paul Newman tells Robert Shaw if he didn't pay up it will be all around Chicago that he welshed on his bet.

Here's the definition of welsh from Dictionary.com.

welsh   [welsh, welch] 
-verb (used without object) Informal: Sometimes Offensive.
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Last Sunday Rose decided to take her neices out for pizza. I didn't feel like going so I went and got me some chicken for lunch.

Now before I go on I should tell my readers that I loves me some chicken. Yummy. I really don't care how it's prepared just give me some thighs and get the hell out of the way. I know the way I buy it, order it and cook ( Read more... )

Playing in a poker tournament recently I caught the last part of a discussion two guys were having. One guy told the other, "It wouldn't matter to me if they were green or purple." Really? I don't believe that. He might not care if "they" were white, black, brown , red or yellow but purple or green I don't think so ( Read more... )

Today is Tuesday so it's time for me to try to write something.

But since nothing is coming to me I decided to write another silly poem.

Hope you like it. :)

WHAT GLOBAL WARMING

You really have to hand it,

To the alarmists and their service,

Whenever they talk about the planet,

They make everyone nervous.

You heard it all before,

An Inconvenient Truth,

Not ( Read more... )

Do you think the police are immune to the swine flu? How about actors Kevin Bacon or Jon Hamm?

Wouldn't that be great if that's how it worked? Depending on your name or what you were you couldn't get sick with something that was related to one of those things. Like Redd Foxx or Red Skeldon couldn't get Scarlet fever or cowards couldn't get yellow ( Read more... )

Being bored here I decided to try to write a poem using a one-hit wonder song as the idea.

This one is called One Night in Bangkok. It was released in 1984 by Murray Head.

Remember what Confucius said, "Man who runs naked in airport is going to Bangkok."

One Night In Bangkok

Didn't set the dang clock

While in Bangkok,

So left the hotel late.

Earlier I ( Read more... )

I have 4 brothers and no sisters. I was an only child for 8 years then my mom had twin boys. 4 years later another boy then 4 years later another boy. Being the oldest brings certain things. One of those things is bullshitting. There are certain things I might claim to my brothers that might not be true. Here are 2 of those lies .. errr .. I mean ( Read more... )