The other night when I came home I happened to glance to my right and see the UNG standing in his kitchen, staring out at me, his "pregnant" belly extended off to the side while, quite openly, he puffed on what appeared to be a crackpipe.

Get me out of here.

The day M and T came over, I had brought out the trash before either of them showed up. I went down into the central hallway which everybody has to use, unless they wanted to parachute down to the first floor. I get halfway down the stairs and realize I'm not alone. I recognize the contorted shape already - it's the UNG - in his newly usual outpost ( Read more... )

+With Sound+

The other day was a busy day. My friends M & T met up with me at my place at different times. First me and M went to a cool store, then came back, got take-out, then met T back at my place. On the way to order the take out we had seen the UNG. He was at a store around the corner from the apartment complex, facing a corner between the ( Read more... )

It all started back in 1993, when I got my first real apartment. Well I began to notice strange things when I'd bring home groceries, for example. Since I had to make a few trips back & forth from the car to the apartment, I would apparently capture the attention of someone. There was this creepy apartment to the left of the door in the building I ( Read more... )

Yesterday my friend T came over with her 2 kids. We were visiting for awhile when we heard something outside. Usually its kids, so ordinarily I would pay it no mind, but for some reason I went over to the window and saw two preteen boys looking at her car like they wanted to get into it for whatever reason. She realized she'd not only left her ( Read more... )

On my way out to work today, guess who was lurking in the hall? Fuckin UNG, yes, that's right. I am so sick of him lurking around, staring at children from secret corners and whatever else. I never look very closely at him and for all I know he had his dick hanging out on the other side of him, since he does the exorcist thing and just turns his ( Read more... )