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Live Journal, Meet Blogger
Ladies and Gents,
Take it, or by golly leave it be!
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Big Pretty Lips
I'm in my apartment in Brooklyn ( Read more... ) -
The two things I want are exactly what I can't have and my wife.
Let me tell you, guys. I'm really mad that people and life are forcing me to do things I don't want to. They're forcing me to move out, to not eat food, and to do my school work. They're forcing me to study, to clean and to have deep reflection. And I don't wannnaaaaa do any of that stuff! I don't. I want to become one with my feathers and pillows ( Read more... ) -
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In my voluntary incapcitated-ness, I have discovered that my beverages of choice include pickle juice and water. Then I found a glorious 32 ounces of Gatorade and once again I found a small reason to celebrate ( Read more... ) -
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what kind of little piece of anatomy generates generous amounts of constant mucous? i could have like a bucketful. why don't we rewire that to generate chocolate and make some money? mucous is the one thing that will make me gag. nonstop. not dead bodies. not blood. not garbage. but snot in any form. -
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going to church is NOT like joining Al Quaeda
I've just shortened it to Merry ( Read more... ) -
i'm so doing this
To preface this, its not that I expect you to read this entirely, perhaps just a skim. Its that this is an organizational activity with random results that has great appeal at 2:32 AM ( Read more... )
