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come on get down with the sickness
I woke up this morning with this random 101 fever. I was freezing and my ceiling fan was on, yet when I reached up and touched my chest, my skin was burning up.
I got out of bed and almost had to crawl on all fours to make it to the bathroom. I popped two Benadryls and got back into bed, making it about 10 minutes through an episode of The ( Read more... ) -
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Dear MySpacers,
Please stop captioning your pictures "Nick and I in Cancun" or "Sarah and I at the fair". IT IS NOT I! It's ME! You wouldn't say, "This is a picture of I in Cancun", would you? Hmmm??
For the love of everything that's good and holy, STOP IT!
Love,
Melissa -
Orange martinis for everyone!
I always have the silliest little smirk on my face in pictures. Got some pics back from the photo set that Kelly Jo took with me and martinis (AND I GOT TO DRINK THEM! MMMMM!). This is my favorite one 'cause I've got that goofy little smirk that I tend to do with her.
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MySpace sucks but my new profile RULES!
So apparently I am some sort of HTML goddess and I know how to "code" stuff (see: I really had only a vague idea what I was doing so I kinda bullshitted my way through the layout) so everybody go look at my myspace profile and tell me how awesome I am. -
The Notebook
Curious after writing my dream post, I dug up my "dream notebook" to see if my dreams were as amusing as I'd remembered them to be ( Read more... ) -
...and tell him that his lonely nights are over.
I've been having the most vivid dreams lately, but I can never remember them past my first few minutes of consciousness in the morning. I used to keep a notebook right by the bed so I could immediately write down my dreams when I awoke every morning - and let me tell ya, it was the most hilarious read, complete with people made of hot dogs and ( Read more... ) -
SHHHHHH IT'S A SECRET!!!!!!!
I LOVE "MmmmmBop" by Hanson. -
Shallow end of the gene pool.
You know, I have tried to be nice, and I have tried to be tactful, but...
I will not be able to see one more commercial for Material Girls without screaming at the top of my lungs:
HAYLIE DUFF HAS A HORSE FACE
There. I said it. I feel better now. A little mean, but better. DAMN, she looks like a HORSE!! -
Continuing with the trend...
Easily the most amusing thing I've done in several years...
