Well, it's morning and not only am I up before 9, I'm ALIVE! And all my shit's still here. I was sorta hoping someone would break in (is it really "breaking in" if you have no door?) and take out my trash for me, but I knew that was a long shot anyway.

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First and foremost I need to ask a serious question:

If I get beat up really bad, would any of you bring me soup and nurse my wounds and feed me and stuff?Now for the explanation ( Read more... )

I just have to share this dream I was having when I was so rudely awakened by a dog barking outside at 11:00 a.m. I mean THE CRACK OF DAWN ( Read more... )

I think that everyone in the world likes sushi but me. I hate sushi. Just the thought of putting all that squishy disgusting mess in my mouth... Ugh. Those little rolls of unidentifiable "food" wrapped up in seaweed or whatever the hell that is... Yuck ( Read more... )

Dear morons,

I know that 93 percent of students at the cummoonitty colluj are all but illiterate, but could you please at least learn the words "LIBRARY AREA - PLEASE BE CONSIDERATE AND KEEP NOISE TO A MINIMUM"??

Thanks. Fuckers.

Quietly,
Melissa

I don't want to sound cliche, but I really can't believe it's been 5 years. I was a student (yeah, still) at the U of M, sitting in Algebra class on that day, and I am absolutely humiliated to say that I didn't even know what the World Trade Center was when a guy in my class leaned over and said, "Did you hear what happened??" I left class and sat ( Read more... )

I need a motherf*&$%# break from reality, dude.

I can't believe I never knew that John Popper sang the theme song (in the last season, when it was actually sung and not just instrumental) the theme song for Roseanne.

Perhaps the question is Why would I want to know that?. I don't know. But I just found it fascinating.

Someone has too much time on his/her hands. Here I give you the top two W clips of the day: Beatbox Bush (my favorite part is Cheney's DJ abilities) and W sings Sunday Bloody Sunday (by U2).

If you like DDR, here's a person who has even less of a life than you.

AND in case you never saw the gay referee.. Please watch him ( Read more... )