Oh, gods... What the Hell are those doing there?!

[Groans]

...At least the damned pirate's not around to see this. I'd never live it down.

[Guess who's back in town, carrying an armful of colorful eggs?]

Have I been gone so long they decided to redecorate?

[He spots the camera and gives it a little grin and wave]

So, I guess I got in a little too deep for once. I miss anything good?

I...

[long pause]...I'm sorry, okay?

[ooc: This may be the first time in years he's apologized without heavy snark. He really feels like a total bitch right now.]

[Annoyed] If you ask me, it's about damned time they rounded those Japanese bastards on up! It's nothing bad, not compared to what their people are doing unprovoked... They've got to deal with the consequences, and they've proven themselves unworthy of trust!

[Private to Self | Hackable]...Father... You haven't written in so long, and all the ( Read more... )

So, I've been kind of bored lately. Been starting to think talking to me is the way to get out of here or something, because most of the people who do seem to disappear...

Anyway, I thought I'd take a walk and see if there was anything useful in the woods, but everything I've found so far has just been... weird. [He holds up a beer hat, a bottle ( Read more... )

So, I've still got somebody's comb, if you feel like taking it off my hands.

Maybe they really are skipping this week...I still kind of don't trust it, but it's been a few days.

The curse doesn't seem to have done too much to me, though there are a few of those strange, red and white spheres with me. Nothing in them, though... How are those animals supposed to get in there, anyway ( Read more... )

So I don't think I'm really ready to go settling down or anything like that. But Raine, Virginia, you two seem like a lot of fun. If you ever want to spend time together again...I know it won't be the same or anything, but you two are all right with me ( Read more... )

...Yeah, it could be a lot worse than this. The picket fence is kind of nice.

Raine, Virginia, I'm off to work!

....Oh, gods. What...?Why...?

WHY AM I A WOMAN?!