Thirteenth Strike (In Which Ling Tong Meets teh Interwebs) [Voice

[ukilledmyfather]

What. The. HELL?!

GAN NING?!

Of...of all the people in the whole damned army--Hell, in China--these weird "internet" people want to see me with HIM?!

He's...he's an arrogant, stupid, useless jerk! I'd as soon die as make friends with him, much less...ugh.

I hate this curse.

Comments

[candyswords]

People on the Internet are very strange. I heard that boredom tends to be the motivation.

Are you an OTP, too?

Lawl, Gan Ning's in his "asoiwhfoihqoinwe" icons, too | Voice

[ukilledmyfather]

Strange...I don't think that even covers it!

Am I part of a what?

[candyswords]

An OTP? It is something people on the Internet like to say. I believe someone explained it to me as a "One True Pairing?" I think it means that people are obsessed with the idea of you being together.

Voice

[ukilledmyfather]

"One True"...What?

That...I guess that sounds like what people are doing, yeah. But it doesn't make any sense! I hate that son of a bitch!

[nique]

Awww. It's called 'hate sex.' People seem to be big on that, for some reason...

[ukilledmyfather]

Who are you?

And I guess it would be tolerable as a necessary sacrifice if I got to kill him afterwards, but still...

[nique]

Just a tourist~

And no, I'm afraid you'd be expected to realize he was really your one true love and live happily ever after with puppies and bunnies, and all manner of fluffy, silly things.

Fangirls are scary like that.

[ukilledmyfather]

...Right...

And WHAT? That's...wha...NO! Just no.