Alright, first off I need to show you this webcomic I read tonight. I'm overjoyed that someone else understands why I dislike Lost and can express it more elegantly than myself.

For those of you that don't know, I'm taking four computer science classes this semester, all of them 400-level. Some are more involved than others but for a couple of them ( Read more... )

3/09/07 10:00 AM - Moments ago the Pink Ones trapped us inside tiny boxes and carried us out of the Big Box, and put us inside a wheeled box. Burt and I are in here together, and Stupid is in another box nearby. Now everything is shaking. I can see out of the mesh window that we are moving. We are all protesting loudly this cruel and unusual ( Read more... )

Today, Ryn was telling me about how stupid her coworkers are and how apparently one guy lost an e-mail or something like that. This immediately brought to mind images of interweb spiders chowing down on the errant communique. These aren't your average internet spiders, of course. No, interweb spiders should not be confused with the innumerable ( Read more... )

We are green for operation Cat Transport. Be advised that we may not have enough of the cutting-edge equipment on hand, so it may be necessary to employ some of our older models. Of course, if the cats misbehave we won't hesitate to employ the backup plan.

In other Will-related news, I found this article which pretty much explains all the freak ( Read more... )

I believe that it's important for me to bring news to your attention - news which is not technically mainstream, so you probably won't have seen it on any of the big syndicated news sources.

Iran Against 300. Apparently certain Middle-Eastern countries are upset at the movie 300, because it portrayed their ancestors (the Persians) in a negative ( Read more... )

This afternoon is conducive, in my opinion, to a chat about the hazards of ghetto living.
What specifically we need to discuss is the absurdly high occurrence of homicide facing African American males. In some parts of the country, statistics claim that the average black man faces as much as an 8.5% chance of being murdered before his 45th birthday ( Read more... )

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Greetings, felines of Earth. I, your humble and benevolent leader Snuffle Wuggums XIV, am here today to enlighten you as to the progress of our Worldwide Human Incarceration Subjugation Kidnap Extirpation ( Read more... )

All of us (without exception) have our own geeky activities that we enjoy taking part in. Some of them are isolated interests that we only discuss with a few other people and others are played out with a broader group of accomplices. The other day I was thinking about what a wide range of experiences we collectively pursue in our free time. A ( Read more... )

First off, I would like to point out that anyone who does not like Valentine's Day must be bitter and single.

Now that that's out of the way, let's see what happened today. Ryn gave me a gift bag with balloons and filled with decorative tissue paper and a video Ipod! It also has a stuffed pink monkey attached to it. Now I can watch awesome stuff ( Read more... )

Yesterday was a very strange day for me. Right around noon I felt like a refrigerator had fallen on me. From 0 to 60 in about five minutes, just like that. I laid down and slept until five or so, and continued to be tired even after that. I don't think Ryn really knew what to think, she kept alternately asking me if I was upset and if I was sick. ( Read more... )