Comments | ultraviolet730: Fun with SVU

ultraviolet730

Fun with SVU

Dec 07, 2005 15:38

I haven't updated in a while, but I posted this on TWoP and thought some of my flist might enjoy it:
( SVU parody )

Comments 31

so that's why you were gone for so long... theholyinnocent December 7 2005, 21:30:57 UTC

You did it! You finally went undercover and penetrated the lair of the pot weasels! Sure, it almost cost you your soul and your sanity and it nearly made you gay (cut to...Al Pacino in Cruising), but you've written a clip episode that wouldn't suck! :)

We've missed you (and your CM icons too)! Welcome back!

Re: so that's why you were gone for so long... ultraviolet730 December 7 2005, 21:47:26 UTC

Damn you and your keen detective skills. You discovered my secret. Of course, I haven't been able to post because the thick cloud of smoke in the writers' room obscures the screen and the keyboard. Explains a lot about this season, huh?

Or do you even watch these days?

Thanks for the welcome - I do miss this place when I'm not around. It's funny how attached you can get. And AbFab icon love right back. Or is that a candid from your trip to Rome?

Re: so that's why you were gone for so long... theholyinnocent December 8 2005, 14:43:07 UTC

I think I've seen only 2 eps this year...the one with Elliot's diorama confession ("Yes, it's true! I'm CREATIVE!") and the Dean Cain fiasco which made me vomit in my mouth the whole time. I can bear the overwhelmiing Oliskaness no longer.

I wonder how CM puts up with the shitty writing. I know a good paycheck can go a long way, but...I can't imagine he's really satisfied with the show as it's cranked out these days.

Or is that a candid from your trip to Rome?

Replace the vodka bottle with a wine bottle and yeah, basically. :)

theniwokesoftly December 7 2005, 21:37:30 UTC

Stabler: Yours and Miss New Jersey's. (Benson harrumphs and checks mirror again.)

Marry me?

ultraviolet730 December 7 2005, 21:49:33 UTC

Yay - that was my favorite line. I'm so glad you liked it.

I'd marry you, but I'm CATHOLIC! And being Catholic means believing in certain things.

Sorry - got caught up in a bit of Bore and Bone's reactionary view of Catholics.

And hey to you. I've been reading and thinking of you, and insensitively not checking in. Glad you're feeling better.

theniwokesoftly December 7 2005, 21:51:09 UTC

Eh, I'll be ok. The ER visit last night did me good. Also, exams are winding down and I'm seeing about my medication tomorrow. But thanks.

rileyc December 7 2005, 21:54:23 UTC

*snorfle*

Oh, *sigh* if only we could hope for anything this witty. Not much chance, huh?

Anyway, loved this, and glad to see you around again.

ultraviolet730 December 7 2005, 22:06:12 UTC

Hey Rebecca! Good to be back. Glad you got a kick out of it. With the show finding new and less improved ways to make Stabler look like an ass, we have to find relief where we can.

Why don't they just show his ass instead?!

noir_moll December 7 2005, 22:18:28 UTC

Saw this on TWoP first and laughed my ass off in my quiet corner of the office for a good five minutes.

(Cut to exterior shot of Altoona Days Inn, Room 69 - gardenview, kingsize bed.)

Now, do you really think a room with any kind of view is necessary for Our Heroes?

Ahhhh, good times.

luci_2 December 7 2005, 22:39:31 UTC

You've been missed ( though I see you now and then at the Unofficial Forum and at TWoP ).

This Ep. 17 is great. The Pot Weasels have no memory and think the
audience is like them.

Good ending, by the way. I've received my DVD and am seeing S.2 for the first time. A/E are such a beautiful pair.