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ultraviolet730

Happy Easter/Passover/Spring Festivus!

Apr 16, 2006 04:05

I've been out of commission for a few weeks. No, I didn't get arrested for trafficking in illegal BBM DVDs. I was felled by something I usually savor - bile! That's right, folks, I may no longer have the wherewithal to snark.

( Gory details )

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mantaraggio April 16 2006, 16:02:38 UTC

This is so weird. I totally had a dream about you last night. I had a dream that you sent me an email, which is weird, like, who dreams about getting emails (besides someone as pathetically addicted to the internet as me)? For some reason the email contained a picture of my friend Jesse playing drums that you had found while reading the forums for BBM on IMDb. Seriously. This was my dream. And then I woke up, and you had posted. I'm like, psychic and shit.

Glad to have you back, UV.

ultraviolet730 April 18 2006, 05:43:56 UTC

Hee! You are psychic, but not in the way you think. I am actually Jesse, playing an elaborate prank on you!

Okay, I'm not. But you wondered for a minute - didn't you? You know you did.

Thanks for psychically prompting my LJ return, Manta!

lostingeekdom April 16 2006, 16:06:48 UTC

Oh honey, trust me. One return visit to TWOP and your bilewill beback in full flow. Our friend Rob seems to have marshalled a few of his troops in there and the Elliot hating and Mariska attack is back. coolbyrne and I are giving it a fight, but we need reinforcements.

badtyler April 16 2006, 16:34:58 UTC

Medical fact: There is no way to permanently remove your snark.

I'm so glad you're recovering from what musy have been a bit more
horrific than you described, but I'll attribute that to the Percocet
and not wanting to go all TMI on us. *g*

And I agree: the side effects suck. But at least you got the heavy artillery
and not just Tylenol with codeine!

And stay tuned for a new drabble inspired by the last ep of 'Conniption'!
The PWs outdid themselves. I'm sending in Elliot to make it right!

badtyler April 16 2006, 16:37:52 UTC

I can't spell today.
'Musy' is not a word, but 'must' is.

ultraviolet730 April 18 2006, 05:49:58 UTC

Thank god for medical certitudes! I know it's not charitable, but snark makes my world go round. I wonder sometimes what it would be like to go through life, viewing the world uncynically.

Then I slap myself and get over it.

Ooh, I "musy" make my way to TieTuck post-haste. (Yes, I love the post-haste pun with regard to LJ!)

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linnyb April 16 2006, 16:29:19 UTC

Boy, getting your gall bladder just to be more like Chris Meloni? Your fanness knows no bounds. Hey, you can say it was "necessary" all you want. *I* know the truth ;)

If your snark needs any building up, we (me and my flsit) found a few more of Rob's alternate personalities that you can check out on my LJ, if'n'when you're up to checking it out. Feel better! *Smooches*

linnyb April 16 2006, 19:28:35 UTC

Getting your gall bladder REMOVED. I meant to say.

ultraviolet730 April 18 2006, 05:58:15 UTC

I should have known my fellow Melonilusters would see right through me! But didn't he have his attack in Hawaii? Much more exotic.

I wonder if he had his out the old-fashioned way? He mustn't have, because I don't think he has a scar. Just for research purposes, perhaps I should go take a look at some shirtless photos...

ultraviolet730 April 18 2006, 06:02:20 UTC

Oops - forgot to comment on the Cloudy one. I'll have to check out your LJ. Finding him on other lists is something of a hobby of mine.

Yes, I have no life. Do not mock me!

luci_2 April 16 2006, 16:56:43 UTC

Just like Linny, I have my suspicions why you had your gall blader removed *g*.

Seriously, I didn't know you were sick.
You've been missed.
Do get better soon.

And your life story is very useful : my gall blader is giving me trouble lately, and I learned a few things from you.

ultraviolet730 April 18 2006, 06:01:05 UTC

Man, you are all so suspicious. And I'm so sweet and sincere. ::whistles innocently::

Thanks for the welcome back, and good luck with your own gb woes!

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ultraviolet730 April 18 2006, 06:20:58 UTC

Hey you! This hasn't been a great 2006 for us, medically-speaking, has it?! But spring's here, and it's baseball time, so thins have to be looking up. (Not too far up for your Yankees, though, I hope!)

Wow, it's so cool that you saved your aunt. It must have been scary, though. What a good niece you are!