where is bjorn porn? did i miss free advice day again?

i dont even know how to work this....

and we drank with leo fitzpatrick tonight. "leo!"

madeline puked all over the subway in honor of her new promotion. congratulations madeline! i'm proud of you. you're the most excitement i've seen on a new york subway.

whats making me happy today:

1. coming up on my next beer
2. free prescription refills
3. "factotum"

and what makes me unhappy:

1. douglas county correctional facility
2. the use of only one hand
3. white trash

thats what i stared at for three days in jail. then they moved me and i got to stare at "pray for your salvation" for fucking ever. everyones a goddamn poet ( Read more... )

i gotta broken arm... (i dont know how to type in a whiny voice)

but at least i got that map of s.f. still.

yay!

i heart doug!

stop making it so easy.

so heres my morning-

i woke up next to someone who's never heard of charles fucking bukowski! odd.

when i jumped the turnstiles onto the train someone gave me some ratty old bible and told me they loved me. odd ( Read more... )

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