So I still have a livejournal. Incredible ( Read more... )

I've got to seriously bust my big ass ( Read more... )

Ok. So, had a nice long talk with the recruiters from the Army. Coming back Wednesday ( Read more... )

Goddammit ( Read more... )

To the people who may be directed here ( Read more... )

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth ( Read more... )

Heard a little something about Stephen and Matt talking shit at lunch. Like they always do, because they lack the testicular fortitude to say anything to me ( Read more... )

It only takes a week ( Read more... )

I got all of y'all copies of my new book.

It's called F.Y.M.

FUCK Y'ALL MO'FUCKAS.

..Seriously, fuck y'all.