Bafoom bafooom bafooom!: 03

[umaurmom]

[Shitt P. is just walking through the halls quietly to her next class, sunglasses in place, itchy scratchy ugly homo-sapien school uniform on, and star-print boots with 5" heels clacking.

And then, suddenly, she stops, turns, and points out the window in alarm.]

A FELINE CRIES OUT!

[There's a cat stuck in a tree...! Somewhere?]

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[childishcorpse]

[And thanks to Shittopi-chan, Daisy's now freaking out, again.]

Buba!

[umaurmom]

No! Leporidae, not a feline! You have rescued falsehood! Tattered cotton and cloth, it is beyond the realm of sustaining life..!

........

.....unless.....

[childishcorpse]

....

[childishcorpse]

....Buba?

Bel likes weird freaky people so they have to meet :D

[cuzimaprince]

[Looking where you're pointing and there aren't any cats or even any trees outside that window and just-]

What?

Best friends forever

[umaurmom]

The pleading call of a brethren! This earth's life force shudders through me with sorrow at its plight!

/peace sign

[cuzimaprince]

Where is it? I don't see anything.

o-oh bb you're so forward

[umaurmom]

Do not look with your eyes-

[Pause.]

......Earth containment receptacle has built in optical curtains?

[loserenma]

... Hm?
[ Going to look to where you're pointing. ]
..... I don't see anything.

[umaurmom]

Do not look with eyes, Enma-kun.

Look with heart!

[loserenma]

[ Oh. Okay.
He'll try looking with his heart or whatever. ]

.....
I still don't see anything.

[umaurmom]

Your heart is bandaged and aching. A decrepit, blind old man!

Hark! We must reinstall your lost youth, Enma-kun!

[nappobastard]

[Tilts his head, but doesn't go over to the window yet.]

Oh?

[umaurmom]

Poisonous material detection...! High levels of negative energy, citrus, cynicism.....target transferred!

[....she's pointing right at your head.]