Bafoom bafooom bafooom!: 01
[So, it's just a normal day in Hitman High, with the student lounge filled with shuffling students yawning, the thick sounds of textbooks hitting laminated tables, the soft hum of the morning birds outside of the warmly lit windows.
And then there's Shitt P., hanging upside down on the ceiling. Apparently that large, awkward bubble thing she's ( Read more... )
And then there's Shitt P., hanging upside down on the ceiling. Apparently that large, awkward bubble thing she's ( Read more... )
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Okay, it was kind of strange. But not for Enma, apparently, because he didn't give Shitt P. a second thought as he flipped through a mangled textbook. Totally normal for her to be up there back at Shimon High. ]
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Another Shimon student :O ? ]
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[Shitt P. releases a steady stream of the helium from her body accessory, until she gracefully floats down toward the redheaded student. Still upside down. Fortunately, she's not keen on having her head touch the floor, so she pauses somewhere around chest level.
WHAT ARE PHYSICS?]
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Cause he can't for the life of him remember a name attached to you. ]
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YOU'RE ON THE CEILING.
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Chk chk chk chkchkchkchkchkchk.
[That's her reply.]
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CAN YOU FLY? TEACH ME! JOIN THE BOXING CLUB!
[ overwhelmed by the awesome ]
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[She replies simply as she carefully pulls herself across the ceiling plaster with spread out fingers and American flag print boots.]
I am conversing with the micro-electrons of Terran spirits trapped within this paint's asbestos.
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Come down from there, honey! You could hurt yourself!
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Who are you.
....She likes your outfit.]
SSSSVVVVVVMMMMM! SSSVVVMMM, SVM!
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[ Pouting at the speed of light =3= ]
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Somebody who can actually understand her???
Craning her head to peer down at the flamboyant mama, Shitt P. sees the cosmic rays radiating off of that pout, and knows that you have a deep impenetrable bond with the energies of the ultra-luminious infrared starbusts of okama.]
I am Shitt P., call me Shittopi-chan. Who are you?
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Hello there, new student-san! [Looking up at you (wow, you're so high!) and beaming.] Cookie? [With her arm outstretched, she holds in her hand a gingerbread cookie! Who says you can't have Christmas in, er, August? ;D]
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Reacting to detection process of ♀ level being in immediate vicinity! Main valve initiate! Search and examine!!!
[Shitt P. releases the helium from her inflatable device, jerked side to side a bit before falling smoothly down to land on her American flag print boots (not school uniform regulations, but she's a special case.]
She puts her hands on her hips, regarding Haru.]
Peace offering detected! Analysis: main components flour, sugar, butter, processed coffee beans! Molasses, trace amounts of leavening!
I am Shitt P., call me Shittopi-chan! I accept your gift with immense amounts of gratitude!
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Honestly, she doesn't understand most of what you're saying, but~~ her spidey senses are telling her that it's all good~ ♥ She catches the word peace (which is always good), and she holds up the peace sign with her other hand.] Peace? [Confused, but sincere smile!]
Okay, Shittopi-chan! C: I am Miura Haru~ But everyone just calls me "Haru."
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And wondering what laws of physics even allow you to be up there?]
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