for killing dolphins and severing jolly well penises and eating them, thank you danny for that one ( Read more... )

Ladies and gentlemen, Myka and I (meeting up with Sarah, Kris and Maya) will be visiting our stomping grounds where Myka was conceived, the one and only Austin Tx from July 13th-16th! I am so excited I might spontaneously combust. We have a hotel booked and everything. Yowzas. So, if any or all of your sweet faces that I miss and wanna kiss are ( Read more... )

spring is in the air, the wind is gusting and everyone seems to be squirtin their little pheromones moreso than usual. i have talked to more attractive males in the past week than i have in the past three years. ok ok, some of that is me, i am finally not viewing your XY gender as evil, lame-o aliens ( Read more... )

my life is so fumm of children you would think i am living in a shoe. oh, that's full, not fumm, but i'd like to leave it fumm, as that connotes cursing. seriously i love kids, but uhhh, lately i am about to bald myself over them (as in rip my hair out ( Read more... )

my average is 100 in behavioral neuroscience (so far three quizzes and one test). wow, i win queen of nerds for the day. let's keep in mind i am not miss perfect, for those of you in awe right now ready to lick my toes...there was a ten point curve on the test due to the class average sucking so in reality i made a 90 on the test ( Read more... )

scholarships search engine lists include citrus fruits under interests, and child of groom under circumstances. hmmm, does anyone know what a child of groom is? i am thinking a tuxedoed man here, and like a wife/child incestuous ick scenario. also, it had nudism! and lefthanders and lesbians were side by side. just glad to see they represent ( Read more... )

relentlessly gentle, into the core ( Read more... )

yes folks, a solar eclipse is on the horizon, sometime tomorrow, and boy, can i tell. it's in libra, so it's focus is on relationships, particularly old relationship patterns. supposedly, this eclipse will help break old habits we dislike and move us forward where we want to go. actually, hell, it means different things for different people in ( Read more... )

the wind gusts here are amazing! it's been cool, cloudy and super gusty all day. turns out houston didn't get hit too badly, but nacadoches did, as currently my sis is hiding out in a barn from tornadoes. yowzas! also, her boyfriend said the 60-100 feet tall pines trees were bending to the ground like rubber, but not breaking, due to the mighty ( Read more... )

ok, so now rita has headed further east, and houston isn't quite in the danger they were predicting wednesday night on houston news channels that interrupted all regular programming. it's down to a third of what they expected, but they can't be sure until it really hits. nonetheless, this storm is massive and far reaching ( Read more... )