"You're IN dude!" - Tyler Kirby

[umpa_lumpa]

OH. SWEET. JESUS.

It's about fucking time.  IgotadateIgotadateIgotadateIgotadateIgotadateIgotadateIgotadateIgotadateIgotadate!

[orgasms]

It's been so long since I've been on a date... I feel like a mid-forty year-old that's recently been divorced and is looking for love.  *sigh*

It was the bank chick. And I lucked out.

[Victory dances until legs

Comments

[lynzii]

wow. i hope it's some slut who puts out, for your sake.

Re:

[umpa_lumpa]

yes. so do I. because that's all I ever look for in a girl.
who needs brains and personality if they give it up?
just cut out all the interesting stuff in the middle, right?
yeah. you should definitely be an advisor or something to those who need romantic help. genius. PURE genius.

[bmadlin]

I get dumped and you get a date?

Lady Luck must be drunk.

Re:

[umpa_lumpa]

that's just the way I like her.

[chuckles]

Re:

[lynzii]

yeah lady luck's a dumb slut who DOESN'T put out. cocktease.

Re:

[bigdride]

I think lady luck is acutally a guy.

[citrusdeath]

You'd better be nice to her or I will cut off your balls.

PS: From what I remember, I don't think she puts out. Sorry, bud.

Re:

[umpa_lumpa]

OMG!
what's with all the anti-Corey sentiments?

I'm a good guy! I SWEAR!!!

Honestly, what have I done that was SO terrible, I ask you?

Re:

[umpa_lumpa]

Also, I really like her, so WHY IN THE HELL would I not be nice to her?

honestly...you kids these days

Re:

[citrusdeath]

Well, that way if you mess up and try to cop a feel and she gets totally insulted and you wake up ball-less, you can't say I didn't warn you.

It's all out of love, you know that.
Well, not out of love-love, but yeah.

HELIUM

[anonymous]

Gotta love the balloons...

Re: HELIUM

[umpa_lumpa]

aah. yes. Ms. Miller and Ms. Becker. How nice of you to join us.

I totally thought it was this chick when you two called me that night, because she had just gotten my number the day before.

AAAAAAAAAAAAND scene.
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