strips

[methoddan]

Folks, I have started a new movement a thousand times greater than straight edge and crooked edge combined. I call it, chickenXstripXcore. The core concept is the superiority of the chicken strip, as served at fine eateries like Denny's (the official restaurant of the hardcore scene, so I'm told). Going vegetarian is analogous to breaking edge

Comments

[hexxagram]

I like them from Chic-Fil-a better...

[methoddan]

I'm from California, I know nothing of Chik-fil-a. But I suppose that's acceptable, as long as it's a proper chicken strip, not some pishy processed nugget bollox.

[hexxagram]

no no its good... I should export you some Chic Fil A

[methoddan]

Yes, you should.

[richomundo]

nice.

wait does that mean we eat chicken strips? or worship them and think they might be ancestors so we don't eat them?

[methoddan]

It just means eating chicken strips. If you wanted to put a religious spin on it, you could have them blessed by appropriate religious personnel and consume them in a sacramental fashion, like taking communion. (My best friend thought of a religion that involved eating bacon in such fashion.)

[richomundo]

wierd...

but its even wierder if the bacon is not crispy. i hate soggy bacon.

[methoddan]

Fuck that!

[ianplusinternet]

I am so fucking down. cSc to the max.

Man, crispy bacon is amazing.

[methoddan]

Word. Unfortunately, this movement is just an offshoot of the foodXcore movement.

[ianplusinternet]

But you're focusing on a singular and important part of that movement.

But I'm down for food core. I like food.

[methoddan]

It tastes good, don't it?