So I was having my plastic dinosaur battles today as usual. It is pretty sweet how I always manage to beat Chris, Kevin, Gregory, Justin, and Doug. That might be because I own their souls, but I like to think that it is because my dinosaur is much more badass than theirs. But then once I finished that and had my juice box I went up to check up on ( Read more... )

R.I.P. Waffle. Today we all bear the burden of sorrow as we must find a way to carry on without the moral, if not physical support, of the Waffle. It was a good Waffle, and it has seen good times and bad, supporting all who seek it out. It may not have been comfortable....at all...to sit on but it was always there to talk to. Today we bury one of ( Read more... )

So the other day I was counting out some finger paintings when I said, "wowy bow bowy this is getting CUH-AY-ZEE." I love counting out finger paintings almost espially ones about my trip with Brentmall. For those of you who don't know him he is probably just the best dealer ever. He always gives me some pointers about my ho killin'. He iz da masta ( Read more... )

So the other day were waz cruizin OOB for some bitches, when it became 11 and we found ourselves at this kickass playground (It was a fucking playground okay). It was obviously designed to teach kids the joys of being wasted and hi. So then while were enjoying ourselves on the playground some slutty slut sluts came up and asked if uszzzz four had ( Read more... )

Ugh, WORST DAY EVER. Not only when I was pumping in that sweet heroine did someone jump at me, because they thought it would be funny, causing me to screw up my arm with the needle, but seeing that my client "Mr. Chuckles" drop out of his big deal. But that got a little better after I cut up that bastard. He didn't even see it coming, literally.... ( Read more... )

Yo, what up homie. So me and my gang 49865 were cruisin' alond when we spotted some whities coming around the corner. Now I was all ready to pull out my glock and put some lead in those krackurs, but my boii Jamal pulled out his grenade and blew up the whole lot of them. I ate those white fuckers to because I heard that they wern't tipping my hoes ( Read more... )

Today I got really mad in Bio and hit Turtle across the face. It was open handed like a slap, but it knocked him over and didn't make the noise so it was a hit. Apparently Joe was the one throwing things at me but it doesn't matter, Turtle should have done something to either disassociate himself with it or have stopped Joe (this is where I try to ( Read more... )

I love baseball. I can't wait for the next season because the Red Sox own. They are so much better than those yankees because I have to alienate someone. As soon as it stops raining I am going to go outside and play because I love baseball ( Read more... )

So today I was at the disco like I always am on tuesday nights and I realized that I have no english tommorow. Man, I got so funky you wouldn't believe. It was like funky town was built right around me because I was just so ridiculously funky. This one bitch tried to ruin the funky with her anti funky, so I ate her family. Man, when you are high ( Read more... )

So I was going around with my disco pirate crew as usual and then these kids started singing some train song, maybe the Chatenooga Choo Choo, or maybe it was C'Mon 'N Ride Da Train, I don't know but it doesn't matter, so we were all gettin' our groove on right, but then they messed up the middle section which obviously went ( Read more... )