So, I got my AA - Liberal Arts degree today. Two days ago I got accepted at CSU Fullerton as a BA or BFA Theatre major. I plan on going to Fullerton (or perhaps Long Beach, I haven't completely decided [and assuming I'm admitted, which I should be]) in February (Spring '08) and graduating in Fall, 2010. At that point, I will consider my options. ( Read more... )

Nice belt!

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor disappeared?
A: "Where's my tractor?"

Q: Why are elephants so wrinkly?
A: You try ironing an elephant.

So a man goes into a doctor's office.
Man: Doc, I can't hep singing Sex Bomb and The Green Green Grass of Home.
Doc: You might have Tom Jones Syndrome.
Man: Can that be fatal?
Doc: It's not unusual.

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For John:

(The last joke he told me)

"So these three old silver-haired ladies, Maude, Mildred, and Eleanor are sitting on a park bench. Along comes this fellow in a trench coat. He saunters up in front them, turns to them, and throws open his coat, flashing them. Maude and Mildred fainted, and Eleanor couldn't reach that far."

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A. Pick 21 of your favorite movies.
B. Then pick one of your favorite quotes from each movie.
C. Post the quotes in your journal.
D. Have those on your friends list to guess what the movie is.

1. A: "Who made that man a gunner?"
B: "I did, sir. He's my cousin." - Spaceballs,
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A. Pick 21 of your favorite movies.
B. Then pick one of your favorite quotes from each movie.
C. Post the quotes in your journal.
D. Have those on your friends list to guess what the movie is.

1. A: "Who made that man a gunner?"
B: "I did, sir. He's my cousin."

2. "Guard dogs! I fucking hate guard dogs!"

3. "PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?"

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A. Pick 21 of your favorite movies.
B. Then pick one of your favorite quotes from each movie.
C. Post the quotes in your journal.
D. Have those on your friends list to guess what the movie is.

1. A: "Who made that man a gunner?"
B: "I did, sir. He's my cousin."

2. "Guard dogs! I fucking hate guard dogs!"

3. "PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?"

4 ( Read more... )

Mouseylu2: oh.
Mouseylu2: you're a bitch


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